The lines spoken by Tanya, the protagonist of The Saga of Tanya the Evil, are captivating, moving, and terrifying with their unique expressions, and may even become your own motto. We've ranked Tanya's charming lines in order of the most impactful.
10th Place
I have no hope for those maggots, but at least don't let them despair.
I think this is especially effective when vomited by someone in a leadership position.
9th Place
What's wrong? Do you want to twitch like a shrimp and become pig food?
If you say this to someone who is exhausted, you may come across as a strict instructor.
At the same time, it may boost the other person's morale, so it's a win-win for them. However, in today's educational and workplace environments, this may be considered harassment, so please use it at your own risk.
8th Place
Don't you understand that for the sake of your country, weeding out incompetent people who can't even act five minutes in advance is a good thing?
This is effective in the classroom, at work, or even when someone is late for a meeting.
It's such a strong statement that you'll probably never do it again. There's also a good chance they'll never see you again.
7th Place
How vicious is this match-fixing scheme? How shitty can it get?
This phrase can be used in any shitty situation. When you make a mistake at work, when misfortune strikes one after another, uttering it at times like that will make you feel like the hero. It's a good idea to try it out as a way to refresh yourself.
6th Place
If any magician gets shot down by that thing, I'll kill him before the enemy does.
Use this when you're playing an FPS or other game and an enemy of a clearly inferior rank appears. It's fine if you can annihilate the enemy, but if you lose, it's a perfect setup and punchline. There's no reason not to say it.
5th Place
You don't have a visa, so would you like to enter the country as a prisoner of war?
Try mentioning this casually when ordering pizza. Whether you become friends or end up on the restaurant's annoying customer list depends on what happens next. If they laugh, move forward. If they respond with a dry, "Oh, pizza," move back.
4th Place
It's a little early, but it's the perfect Christmas present for myself.
This line is especially recommended for those who are wandering around town the day before Christmas because they have work, cram school, or a part-time job.
This is a reward for yourself you found while walking through a busy downtown area in the snow, tired from work, school, or a part-time job. I recommend tweeting it a little sadly.
3rd Place
I'll cut open your stupid skull and teach you discipline
This line is especially popular among those working in education.
It's especially effective when moralizing students or subordinates with poor memories.
Conversely, there's also the risk of society questioning your morals, so use with caution.
2nd Place
Now's the time to take on God's work!
This is a line that can be used stylishly and fashionably in everyday life.
If you can remember and utter this line when you're in a pinch or making a decision, you may be able to control the mood around you.
It might also be a good idea to use it when offering help to someone with their work or studies.
No. 1
I hereby declare once again: Oh God, I will chop you up and feed you to pigs. Our battlefield is unsuitable for that damn god. Now is the time to take on God's work. As long as we soldiers and officers remain, we will replace God. Let's put that arrogant god out of work! So, comrades, it's time for war.
Tanya's arrogance, denying God and saying she wants to become him, may make her almost godlike.
If you want to take on the role of God, or if you feel stressed about God on a daily basis, try shouting the lines in your room or karaoke room.
If you do so outdoors, you may be subject to police investigation, so we recommend refraining from doing so.
Summary
Tanya's comments could be considered harassment, so it might be best to keep them to yourself.
By doing so, you may develop a new perspective on life and discover something new about yourself.
