"Adult Armor Shop" depicts the daily life of the owner Naden, who has a deep love for erotic equipment and has been pursuing it for 20 years. This short anime is packed with fun, and despite being only 5 minutes long, it's well worth watching, with old-fashioned pixel art and exquisite live action. This time, we've compiled a ranking of the most memorable quotes from "Adult Armor Shop" that will make you burst out laughing!
10th Place: "She's an angel, but her arms are like a gorilla..."
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Lilietta is cute and has a gentle way of speaking. ♡ Plus, she's kind... She's the perfect girl, without a flaw! But actually, Lilietta has a secret. Her arms are like a gorilla! To be precise, Kautz was shocked by Lilietta's strength and described her that way, but she doesn't actually have gorilla arms. LOL
No. 9: "Sexiness is a girl's weapon! Even though it's armor, it's still a weapon!"
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This is a famous quote from Ririetta, who has a very positive attitude toward erotic gear. Lilietta is generally kind and positive, and is very positive about the fact that erotic equipment can be used as a weapon despite being armor! As expected, she even translates Naden's statement, "I want all female adventurers to wear erotic equipment," as "I want all adventurers to be equipped with good equipment."
8th Place: "I run an armor shop because I want all female adventurers to wear sexy gear."
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Naden is always as straightforward and honest as a boy. This line is one example of that, and it directly expresses Naden's ambitions. Although it's supposed to be a clear statement, it also sounds like a horrible comment, which is so typical of Naden, so we chose it as a famous quote!
7th Place: "I haven't been chasing sexy gear for 20 years for nothing."
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Naden's line, followed by Kautz's reply, "Aren't you reaching the level of a sage?", is so funny that I chose it as a famous quote! If someone said they became a sage by pursuing sexy gear, I wouldn't be able to respect them very much...
6th Place: "Please make me your slave!"
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This is the line yelled by Lilietta in the scene where she tries on erotic equipment and Kautz, enchanted by its magical power, loses his composure. At this time, Kautz, thanks to the magical effects of his erotic equipment, made advances on Lilietta, but the way he approached her was all masochistic, with him wanting to be kicked and to be made her his servant... That's the kind of magical power it was, but it matches Kautz's character and is scary.
5th Place: "Sexy Gear is Proof of Skill!"
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Just hearing this line from Frearica might make you wonder, "What's the basis for that?" The story goes that sexy gear sometimes drops when adventuring in difficult locations like the ocean. Erotic equipment isn't just sexy, it's also high quality as armor! But this line is funny to hear on its own, so I've chosen it as a famous quote.
4th Place: "I don't get turned on by women who aren't wearing sexy gear."
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These are the words of Naden, the sexy-armored sage. He's reached a new level, or maybe even entered dangerous territory... Even Kautz thought, "Oh no! The shopkeeper is even more of a pervert than I thought." This quote clearly shows Naden's love for erotic equipment...or rather, how dangerous it is, so I chose it as a famous quote!
Third Place: "If I were alone, I'd eat bread with the sexy gear as a side dish..."
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Following the fourth place quote, this line really conveys Naden's insanity. Incidentally, even Naden, as expected, doesn't mean he's eating the sexy gear; rather, he means he's looking at it while eating bread. It's still pretty dangerous, though... I'm so glad Lilietta was there to cook for me!
2nd Place: "Kautz, hide behind my butt!"
Source: Otona no Bouguya © Fumi Himiya/COMICSMART INC.
Normally, you'd think, "Hide behind me!", but that's what you'd expect from FrereaCa! If you think about it objectively, it's harder to hide behind your butt... It's a line that makes you want to make a lot of comments, so I chose it as a famous quote. Although she's usually always teasing Kautz, it also shows Flare's kind side!
No. 1: "Eroticism is Romance!"
Source: Otona no Bouguya © Fumi Himiya/COMICSMART INC.
Our #1 funniest quote from Otona no Bouguya is this line, so emblematic of Narden! This line, just six characters long, says it all. He says this line with a thumbs-up and a smile...it's hard to dislike Naden like that. lol
Ranking of Famous Quotes!
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When it comes to quote rankings, there are many touching and tear-jerking lines, but did you enjoy our ranking of funny quotes? Sometimes, a ranking like this might be fun! I hope you found it entertaining!
