Naoya, the protagonist of "Kanojo mo Kanojo," is generally very earnest, but he also has a crazy side, like asking his girlfriend directly if it's okay to cheat on her. The heroines surrounding Naoya also carry various strange bombshells. As a result, many characters, including the protagonist Naoya, behave in ways that are hard to understand with a normal sensibility. This time, we'll introduce some of the most bizarre and confusing quotes.
Is it okay to cheat on your girlfriend? Why don't you go ask her with me?!
The unbelievable, problematic remark that started it all and became the root cause of everything. Secretly cheating on his girlfriend is a problem enough, but for some reason he's gone crazy and is taking his lover to his girlfriend's house to ask if it's okay for him to cheat on her too. (Even as I type this, it doesn't make sense...) What's more, this is coming from a man who has been confessing his feelings to the same girl every month for 10 years, only to finally get her to say yes and start dating her, which makes it even more incomprehensible... And Nagisa, the girlfriend to whom he made this proposal, is swept up in the momentum and says yes.
We haven't done anything wrong!?
The day after the three decide to start living together, Saki warns them to keep their affair a secret, since everyone in class knows she's Naoya's girlfriend. Even though they're in the same class, Nagisa is a stranger to him... Unable to bear this, Naoya objects, saying, "We haven't done anything wrong!" Saki responds, "It's bad for public image!" and hits him over the head. While the situation is resolved temporarily, Saki finds herself at the mercy of Naoya's belief that "dating someone is not a bad thing and it doesn't matter if the whole class finds out."
I might cheat, but I promised not to do anything sexual!!
Naoya suddenly appears and says something to Mirika, whom he's just met. The three of them are sneaking off to eat lunch in the gym storage room, when Mirika suddenly appears through the window. There's one man and two women in the gym storage room... Could they be doing something naughty? Mirika suspects this, but Naoya loudly and incomprehensibly remarks to the stranger, accidentally revealing that he's cheating on her. Saki is furious, too, and delivers a beautiful uppercut to Naoya. (After this, he manages to get a hold of Mirika's weakness and avoids the risk of being found out about his cheating.)
What if a man and a woman who aren't even dating live under the same roof?
This is a perfectly reasonable opinion, but when said by Naoya, who is cheating on his partner, it becomes a completely ridiculous line that makes you want to say, "You have no right to say that!" Naoya was already living with two girlfriends at the time. This could also be interpreted as, "If I find someone I like, I'll live with as many people as I like under the same roof." Even Mirika, as expected, had no choice but to point out this remark, exclaiming, "You're cheating on your partner, but you're serious about it!"
Get views with your cleavage!!
This is a famous quote from Mirika, who went from being a low-level MeTuber to a popular MeTuber with over 50,000 subscribers. Mirika, who wears a mask in her videos to protect her identity, is truly a powerful weapon: her naturally large breasts. She's used her breasts to the fullest extent possible to boost her subscriber count. While this quote may seem a bit silly, it's also persuasive and clearly shows the hardships she's endured to get to where she is today. Incidentally, her younger sister never exposes her breasts, and her cuteness and gaming skills have already earned her over 10,000 subscribers, completely disproving the theory that views are earned with cleavage.
You can't have two girlfriends at once! As a human being!
This is what Naoya says when Milika persistently pursues him. You'd think, "First of all, it's not right for a human being to cheat on two people and live together with three people!" But then Saki chimes in, saying, "But two-timing is not right either!" And while Nagisa doesn't say it aloud, he's sweating with a look of disbelief on his face, thinking, "What is this guy talking about?" This was one of the most relatable tsukkomi in the series.
Just the words of a two-timing guy!?
This is a famous line from when Naoya takes drastic measures to sell off his tent and other things in order to drive out Mirika, who has taken up residence in his garden. Incidentally, this wasn't something someone around him said to Naoya; it was the scene where Naoya himself called himself a "two-timing guy." He'd continued to reject Mirika's confessions, so Saki and the others tried to stop him, saying he didn't need to go that far, but Naoya himself was worried that he might eventually fall in love with Mirika and end up cheating on her. It's a strange line, calling yourself a two-timing guy, but it's one that makes you want to say, "Naoya's right."
I'm just horny for anyone, right?
Naoya begins to wonder if Mirika, who has been hinting at her love for him, likes him. Realizing this is getting complicated, Saki makes a lame excuse that Mirika is just in heat, and Naoya readily believes her. However, the next day, when Naoya meets Mirika at school, he apologizes, saying, "I'm sorry for mistaking you for liking me." Naoya, still believing his "misunderstanding" that he was in love, makes the same comment about her being in heat again, to which Mirika retorts, "Are you both stupid and foolish?" However, Naoya continues to believe Saki's words, believing Mirika to be in heat.
It's just a way to feel each other's skin and get cozy!
Naoya said this with satisfaction while holding hands with his two girlfriends on a trip. He confused them by deliberately using a strange phrase for "holding hands," an action that lovers would naturally do. Saki retorted, "I don't like the way he phrased it!", but Naoya said it made him feel even more guilty and excited. Saki was a bit taken aback by this, trembling with embarrassment and simply dismissing it by saying, "That's good."
To be told that by someone who was cheating on her! !!
Nagisa, who is usually quiet and rarely makes any comments, delivers a satisfying remark. Nagisa has always given way to Saki, saying she prioritizes Saki and that she's fine with being second. This time, too, she tells Saki to prioritize herself and tries to run away, but Naoya doesn't approve and chases after her. During the conversation, Naoya blurted out, "Are you dating someone else!?" and "Minase-san, you're cheating on me!!" Nagisa couldn't help but retort, "You're telling me that from someone who's cheating on me!!" (lol)
I'll make him stop cheating so I can give up!!
From her first appearance, Shibano has been strongly opposed to Naoya's cheating and has always urged him to stick with Saki. She's a true best friend who always puts Saki first, and she's practically the only decent character in the series... but that one line completely changed the situation. Shibano also had feelings for Naoya, wanting him to date only Saki so that she would give up on him. However, when Naoya started dating other girls, Shibano gradually found it harder to contain her feelings. She even began to think, "Maybe if I just kiss him... he'll give up..."—a completely counterproductive thought...
There's a girl with smaller breasts than mine!!
Saki's remarks upon seeing Shibano, the new transfer student, were incredibly stupid and rude. She should have stopped at "She's so cute..." but instead immediately steered the conversation to her breasts. However, one thing I want to point out is that Saki is not small-breasted. Because there are so many big-breasted girls around, like Nagisa and Mirika, she is often treated as if she has small breasts, but in reality, she does have a decent bust. (She says that breasts smaller than hers are extremely rare.) This line makes Shibano sound like a completely small-breasted character, but judging from the scene where she undresses in the hot spring episode, her breasts are quite large.
Are you doing it with Naoya?
This might be one thing if it were a conversation between friends, but it's actually her mother who's smiling and saying this in the background. Yoshiko's mother in the previous work, Aho Girl, was similar, but Saki's mother is also quite outrageous. When Saki angrily yells, "Hey, mom!", she retorts, "Saki's curious, isn't she?" Incidentally, it was her mother's fault that she then starts seducing him by wearing a bunny suit.
Compilation of Incomprehensible Quotes from "Kanojo mo Kanojo"
So far, we've introduced some of the strange quotes from "Kanojo mo Kanojo." What do you think? In addition to these, there are many other incomprehensible statements, especially from the main character, Naoya. Even when they sometimes act serious, if you think about it, they often say something ridiculous... Don't be swayed by the serious atmosphere, and if you see a scene in the anime where someone says something ridiculous, please feel free to point it out (lol).
